subtly effulgent

Twenty-six. Proud single mother. Writer. New Jerseyan. I pretty much blog things for the betterment/total destruction of humanity.

Cheers!

lookatthewords:


thempress:

bbones:

ryulongd:

m0rdin:

spicy-vagina-tacos:


Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood

Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however all the women he went after were hot as fuck and yet put him in his place and beat him up for the lewd things he was saying. This show was fucking hilarious and promoted women acting out against chauvinist pigs, such as Johnny. Not once did the women ever fall for him, showcasing that women are to be strong and take NO shit from any man.
Get your shit together, qurl.

Not to mention his mother was cool as shit.

what about the werewolf chick

and the deer


people are fucking stupid as fuck 

The werewolf chick was so used to dudes running away she would take anything she got, same with the “deer” he met online. Both examples of women who are so desperate for companionship they would be happy with a complete and total douche like Johnny. (Even though if I remember correctly Johnny treated both of them better than anyone else ever did, because deep down Johnny Bravo was an okay dude he was acting the way society taught him to act.) 

And wow there was a whole EPISODE where Johnny got turned into a woman and has to endure catcalls and street harassment and being belittled to just a face and a body and basically was like “is this what you girls go through?”and like lead a revolution of girl power and kickassary.
So bye

lookatthewords:

thempress:

bbones:

ryulongd:

m0rdin:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood

Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however all the women he went after were hot as fuck and yet put him in his place and beat him up for the lewd things he was saying. This show was fucking hilarious and promoted women acting out against chauvinist pigs, such as Johnny. Not once did the women ever fall for him, showcasing that women are to be strong and take NO shit from any man.

Get your shit together, qurl.

Not to mention his mother was cool as shit.

what about the werewolf chick

image

and the deer

image

people are fucking stupid as fuck 

The werewolf chick was so used to dudes running away she would take anything she got, same with the “deer” he met online. Both examples of women who are so desperate for companionship they would be happy with a complete and total douche like Johnny. (Even though if I remember correctly Johnny treated both of them better than anyone else ever did, because deep down Johnny Bravo was an okay dude he was acting the way society taught him to act.) 

And wow there was a whole EPISODE where Johnny got turned into a woman and has to endure catcalls and street harassment and being belittled to just a face and a body and basically was like “is this what you girls go through?”and like lead a revolution of girl power and kickassary.

So bye

(via kzaketchum)

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh
my
god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.


All that’s missing is the fucking milk.

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh

my

god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

All that’s missing is the fucking milk.

(via schoolsorrow)

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

I must have missed that part of the movie.

They threw a fucking baby into a fire. I hate Twilight.

(Source: ogtmoreno, via petroleum-nelly)

The look of betrayal by the human race is his face.

(via tiny-devushka)

queeringstyle:

I love when I can mix and match different pieces in a casual but stylish look.
Everyday inspiration.


Nathan Stewart-Jarrett slaying it! View high resolution

queeringstyle:

I love when I can mix and match different pieces in a casual but stylish look.

Everyday inspiration.

Nathan Stewart-Jarrett slaying it!

(Source: mrporter, via elizabeth-antoinette)

welcome-to-sin-city-bitches:

diaryof-alittleswitch:

triste-luna:

Girls with tummies I love you, you are loved

Girls with tummies and thighs and ass and boobs and chub rolls and tiger stripes and cute dimples all over, you are all loved.

And girls without all of that.

Fuck off.

(via sick-fuck-with-good-luck)

thebigbaddestwolf:

genibaby:

348717:

educational-gifs:

How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

Something I wish to experience

One day …this does nothing for my baby fever 😩😩😩

Ugh, brings back so many memories of morning sickness. 😩

thebigbaddestwolf:

genibaby:

348717:

educational-gifs:

How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

Something I wish to experience

One day …this does nothing for my baby fever 😩😩😩

Ugh, brings back so many memories of morning sickness. 😩

(via trillmermaidxxx)

subtlyeffulgent:

whoresandcrumpets:

kindredsmile:

I tried so hard not to cackle, what is wrong with yall

Simplicity!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHA!

subtlyeffulgent:

whoresandcrumpets:

kindredsmile:

I tried so hard not to cackle, what is wrong with yall

Simplicity!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHA!

(Source: gifmyass)

subtlyeffulgent:

comedycentral:

This was magical.

If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.

Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.

Hahaha I love when people make fun of Donald Trump. He takes it so personally.

Had to reblog!

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via kzaketchum)

It’s incredible to me how bold an ant will be to go head-to-head with a god.

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